Ah, it is Friday night, you had a hard week and you just want to forget your troubles and be happy. You also want to roll into your local weed dispensary and order marijuana like a pro. It doesn’t matter that you’ve never tried marijuana or have little experience, The Fresh Toast has your back.
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Know that there are multiple ways to consume marijuana, you can eat or drink it, rub it into your skin, vape, smoke and much more. Ask the budtenders at your local dispensary which products have the strains listed and then pick how you want to put it into your body.
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The following are 10 strains you can order that should get you happy.
So puff, puff and be merry.
When you need your spirits lifted or you need to let out a good laugh or two, Blue Diesel is your go to. And no, it doesn’t actually taste like gasoline. In fact, this euphoria-inducing sativa strain has hints of blueberry.
If you can say the name three times in a row, you’re a champ. This sativa strain will have you feeling like you’re kicking white sand along some Hawaiian shore, sippin’ piña coladas and possibly getting caught in the rain.
Is the name self-explanatory? If not, let me break it down: Some good ol’ Laughing Buddha is just what you need to be on your A-game. This hybrid strain has earthy aromas that will relax your mind and lighten your world.
Seriously, have you seen the movie? Pineapple Express is a hybrid strain – the love child of good sativa and indica and the citrusy aromas will have you bubbly for hours.
Not only does this hybrid strain sound like something Randy Jackson himself would love, but they call it chem for a reason – it’s potent, pungent and will have you giggling like a school girl.
This isn’t a bad name for a strain that’ll have you feeling like a country rock star. Willie Nelson is an indica strain that’s part earthy, part sweet and 100% worth it if you want to achieve ultimate happiness.
But for real, what makes us happier than a rainbow? Nothing. This hybrid strain is packed with tropical and sweet flavors like pineapples and is known for it’s mental high, sans the body high.
Sweet. Flowery. Berry. If you’re into that, this indica strain will give euphoria a new meaning.
Alaskan Thunder Fuck
While there are so many things that come to mind when we say this strain out loud, we shall refrain. The point is: this sativa strain is perfect for morning and daytimes, Alaskan Thunder Fuck will have you feeling blissful as hell.
25% THC? That’s right. Bubba OG is an indica strain that is strong as hell but perfect for people who need that extra push throughout the day.