Maria Loreto

Maria Loreto is a contributing writer at The Fresh Toast.

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New Apple OS Will Allow Users To Turn Off iPhone Slowdowns

Apple plans to release the long-awaited iOS11.3 in the spring, which will feature a toggle that'll allow users to turn off the software responsible for slowing down iPhone's performance.

Meghan Markle’s First Royal Speech Was A Little Awkward

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry made their first official evening public appearance at the Endeavor Fund Awards on Thursday.

5 Too-Serious Sex Toys That Will Make You Scream For All The Wrong Reasons

As their name clearly implies, sex toys are fun. Both words are great, and when paired together? Even better. Not these though.

There’s A Reason Why Your Body Stores Fat In Certain Places

Maybe it's your thighs, or your butt. Sometimes it'd be great if we could just grab that extra fat and move it to a place were it looks better, like your boobs.

Drunk Russian Man Crashes Stolen Tank Into Supermarket

Russians have a reputation of doing bold, strange things, especially during the winter, and this story is the boldest, stupidest, and craziest one we've ever read.

When It Comes To Sleep, Quality Is Better Than Quantity

When it comes to sleep, we usually think that the more we have of it the better, but sometimes getting a good night's sleep isn't as simple as putting in your eight hours.

Watch This Smartphone Battery Explode When A Guy Bites Into It

For some reason, a man in China thought that biting into his phone's battery was a good idea. It wasn't.

This Woman Tried To Board A Flight With An Emotional Support Peacock

United Airlines denied entry to a woman's emotional support peacock even though she offered to buy a ticket for it.

Before Becoming A Royal, Meghan Markle Wanted A Lollipop Empire

Way back in 2012, Markle and a friend registered a trademark for a candy store called "Lali," which would've sold lollipops and candy drops.

‘The Sex Factor’ Is Just Like ‘X Factor’ But With Porn

"The Sex Factor" is a reality TV series about eight men and women who move into the same house, and get judged for their, ahem, talents.